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Bill: The Incredible Stupididity Act
Details
Submitted by[?]: Gaduri Resistencia
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: October 2542
Description[?]:
| With the professed goal of causing parties in this nation to do incredibly stupid things (Somebody do something, please...), the HTM proposes the following bill: This act will also change the nation to the "Banana Republic of Gaduridos" |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: Arise, ye workers from your slumber, Arise, ye prisoners of want. For reason in revolt now thunders, and at last ends the age of cant! Away with all your superstitions, Servile masses, arise, arise! We'll change henceforth the old tradition, And spurn the dust to win the prize! So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race. So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race. No more deluded by reaction, On tyrants only we'll make war! The soldiers too will take strike action, They'll break ranks and fight no more! And if those cannibals keep trying, To sacrifice us to their pride, They soon shall hear the bullets flying, We'll shoot the generals on our own side. So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race. So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race. No saviour from on high delivers, No faith have we in prince or peer. Our own right hand the chains must shiver, Chains of hatred, greed and fear. E'er the thieves will out with their booty, And to all give a happier lot. Each at his forge must do their duty, And we'll strike the iron while it's hot. So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race. So comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale, Unites the human race.
Current:
| (To the tune of "El Pueblo Unido" Egelian: ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! Levántate para que prevalezcamos, Avanzaron ahora las banderas de la unidad, Marchando juntos en unida armonía, Y así verás, El pueblo Gaduri prospera. La luz de un nuevo amanecer, Ya anunciando la nueva vida por venir. Levántate, marcha, los Gaduri triunfarán, Y la nueva vida por venir será mejor. Para asegurar nuestra felicidad, Y en un clamor, Se alzarán mil voces de lucha, Para defender la libertad de Gaduridos, Con determinación, la patria prevalecerá. Y ahora la gente, Quien se levantó para defender la libertad, Con la fuerza de muchos, Gritando: ¡Adelante! ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! De norte a sur, La patria está forjando la unidad. De los bosques del norte, A la costa sur, Unidos en la lucha y la libertad, Van uniendo la patria, Sus pasos anunciando un nuevo futuro. Levántate para que prevalezcamos, Millones ahora están unidos en armonía, Su ardiente defensa de la libertad, Toma en sus manos Justicia y razón. El pueblo de fuego y valor, Están aquí junto a la libertad. Y ahora la gente, Quien se levantó para defender la libertad, Con la fuerza de muchos, Gritando: ¡Adelante! ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! ¡Los Gaduri unidos nunca serán derrotados! Luthorian: The Gaduri united will never be defeated! The Gaduri united will never be defeated! Arise, so that we may prevail, Advancing now are the banners of unity, Marching together in united harmony, And so you will see, The Gaduri people prosper. The light of a new dawn, Already announcing the new life to come. Arise, march, the Gaduri will triumph, And the new life to come will be better. To ensure our happiness, And in a clamor, A thousand fighting voices will rise, To defend the liberty of Gaduridos, With determination, the fatherland will prevail. And now the people, Who rose up to defend liberty, With the strength of many, Shouting: Forward! The Gaduri united will never be defeated! The Gaduri united will never be defeated! From north to south, The fatherland is forging unity. From the northern forests, To the southern coast, United in struggle and freedom, They go uniting the fatherland, Their steps announcing a new future. Arise, so that we may prevail, Millions now are united in harmony, Their fiery defense of liberty, Take in their hands, Justice and reason. The people of fire and valor, Are here alongside freedom. And now the people, Who rose up to defend liberty, With the strength of many, Shouting: Forward! The Gaduri united will never be defeated! The Gaduri united will never be defeated! |
Proposed:
| Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! Glory unto our Benevolent Dictator! |
Article 2
Proposal[?] to change The title of the head of government, who chairs the cabinet.
Old value:: General Secretary
Current: Primer Ministro de la República de Gaduridos (Prime Minister of the Republic of Gaduridos)
Proposed: Benevolent Dictator's Glorious Brother
Article 3
Proposal[?] to change The formal title of the Head of State.
Old value:: Executor
Current: Presidente del Senado (President of the Senate)
Proposed: Benevolent Dictator
Article 4
Proposal[?] to change The official title of the legislative assembly.
Old value:: Supreme Soviet
Current: Congreso Nacional de la República de Gaduridos (National Congress of the Republic of Gaduridos)
Proposed: Benevolent Dictator's Family
Article 5
Proposal[?] to change The National Animal.
Old value:: The Great Communist Bear
Current: Pernessian Eagle
Proposed: The Benevolent Dictator's Most Praiseworthy Mother
Article 6
Proposal[?] to change The national motto.
Old value:: For Mother Gaduridos!
Current: Dividido Por El Mar, Unido Por Una Causa! (Divided By The Sea, United For A Cause!)
Proposed: For the Benevolent Dictator!
Article 7
Proposal[?] to change The official national sport.
Old value:: Torturing Capitalists and their friends
Current: Swimming
Proposed: Praising the Benevolent Dictator
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 00:38:52, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Gaduri Resistencia | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | Come on, somebody do something crazy. This place is deader than a lump of coal right now... |
| Date | 01:04:04, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Vintalli Representative Party | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | NO! THIS WILL TAKE AWAY THE RIGHTS OF INNOCENT VINTALLI PEASANTS! ...somehow.... ...it's got to.... |
| Date | 02:05:01, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Disdainist PSWP | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | I'd vote for it, if the legislature and such didn't have family names....I don't want to become related to everybody. |
| Date | 15:57:51, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Gaduri Resistencia | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | @VSA: Who do you think will be growing all the bananas? ;-) |
| Date | 17:16:30, March 06, 2008 CET | From | (CSA) Gaduridos People's Party (GPP) | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | since it's my guy (well Women) as head of state, are you saying she's claming to be a benevolent dictator without my say so? |
| Date | 17:24:18, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Gaduri Resistencia | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | I suppose so. Why? Would she prefer to be a malignant dictator? |
| Date | 19:53:36, March 06, 2008 CET | From | Disdainist PSWP | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | Viva La Revolucion! |
| Date | 23:05:10, March 06, 2008 CET | From | (CSA) Gaduridos People's Party (GPP) | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | No no, I just was wondering lol, its just that the person I that I based her on is a bit of an emo and so I just could never imagin her as a dictator lol. |
| Date | 04:29:27, March 07, 2008 CET | From | Disdainist PSWP | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | It seems we shall all be family. |
| Date | 17:06:11, March 07, 2008 CET | From | Gaduri Resistencia | To | Debating the The Incredible Stupididity Act |
| Message | Ooops.... It would appear I have learnt a valuable lesson in why I shouldn't propose stupid bills for the sake of it... Live and learn, I suppose. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 375 | |||||
| no | Total Seats: 125 | |||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
| Random fact: Real-life religions should not be referenced in Particracy. Terra has its own religions, many of which mirror real-life ones. See: http://particracy.wikia.com/wiki/Illustrated_Catalogue_of_Religion |
| Random quote: "I don't believe you need to be bitch to succeed in business" - Lucinda Redwood, former Luthorian-Dorvish businesswoman |