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Bill: New National Anthem
Details
Submitted by[?]: Free Imperial Party
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: August 2656
Description[?]:
| To better reflect our love of the working man and the slum-child. |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: "I would like to announce, without further ado, Kafuristan!" Kafuristan is a country with snow and desert. We toil for the government so that we may die in peace. Kafuristan is number one. In my eyes it is the best country of all. We love our Queen/King a lot. Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry, so we feed dictators to tigers. This is the way of Kafuristan, which is the best way, because our Queen/King only does what is best for us. We will build schools for education of children. We will build hospitals for medicine making. This is the end of Kafuristan.
Current:
| It has been a long time oh my weapon! I long for you in my struggle! Speak and say I am awake, Oh war it has been a long time. It has been a long time for the soldiers, Advancing with thunderous roar, Swearing never to return, Except with epoch-making victory. Rise and close ranks, With lives ready for sacrifice. O! the horror that the enemy shall suffer, From you in the fire of the battlefield. O! glory our glory, You who was built by us, By toil and pain, Never to go to waste. Who shall protect Free Kafuristan? We shall protect her with our weapons. Land of the Revolution, who will sacrifice for her sake? We will, with our souls. The people advance like the light, The people stand like mountains and seas, Volcanoes of anger, volcanoes erupting, Earthquakes digging the enemy into their graves. |
Proposed:
| There is a land - a certain land And for the poor you may be sure That it does all it can! Who is this one? Terra\'s fav\'rite son? Just by its action Has the Jabba magnates on the run? Who loves to smoke? Enjoys a joke? Who wouldn\'t get a bit upset If it were really broke? With wealth and fame It\'s still the same I\'ll bet you five you\'re not alive If you don\'t know its name What is its name?... It\'s Kafuristan!. CROWD: It\'s Kafuristan! He doesn\'t like that Citizen He likes good old Kafuristan. Who says a miss Was made to kiss? And when it meets one always tries To do exactly this? Who buys the food? Who buys the drinks? Who thinks that dough was made to spend? And acts the way that it thinks? Now is it Joe? CROWD: No, no, no, no! I\'ll bet you ten you aren\'t men If you don\'t really know! |
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 10:43:51, October 25, 2008 CET | From | Free Brendan Nelson | To | Debating the New National Anthem |
| Message | YES YES YES |
| Date | 05:09:05, October 26, 2008 CET | From | Free CRABWALKING =3 | To | Debating the New National Anthem |
| Message | I see what\'s going on hurr. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 60 | |||||
| no | Total Seats: 2 | |||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 13 |
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