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Bill: Rules of the Senate
Details
Submitted by[?]: Sue's Corner
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: December 2761
Description[?]:
| A description of rules the Senate must abide by. 1. Members will refer to each other by the area of the country they represent or position of office they hold, never names. 2. Members must refrain from consuming food or drink whilst occupying the senate. 3. Members who weigh more than 300lbs in body mass, must not be allowed to take to the senate until they lose weight, as this is a sign of greed and as they could break the furnishings of the senate. 4. Members must wear a baseball cap whilst entering and exiting the senate. 5. Members who have been divorced must either resign their position or wear a plain t-shirt with the words 'I HAVE BEEN DIVORCED' in capital letters. 6. Members must refrain from swearing. 7. Any members considered to have a 'high pitched voice' must either correct this issue through surgery or resign their position, as this could lead to hearing problems for other members of the senate. 8. Members who decide to impregnate themselves must do so inside the senate and with their husbands. This is so other senators can assist them. 9. Any Member who decides to become ill, most do so outside of the senate. If any member of the senate vomits, they will be required to either resign or wear a t-shirt saying 'Careful, I Vomit.' 10. Members who wish to take a vacation, must get permission from the senate before doing so. 11. Members are banned from resorting to violence. 12. Members are banned from having any other item on them, apart from their clothing or senate paper. 13. Members found not to have used considerable hygenic measures before entering the senate, will be removed from the senate and egged. This is to show senators that hygenic issues are of considerbale national importance. 14. Members who have concieved outside of wedlock, are to be removed from the senate and kindly reminded that they are immoral on a daily basis. 15. Members are also expected to make public their background and history. As this is of extreme importance to the those in the senate who are interested. 16. Members are also reminded that in case of an emergency, they will be evacuated ONLY after they have decided between them who is most moral to least moral and they will exit in this order. |
Proposals
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 02:18:26, May 25, 2009 CET | From | Sue's Corner | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | THE SENATE TO RISE AS THE MINISTER FOR PERFECTION, COLEEN SPELLMAN SPEAKS. These rules are designed to break the endless trauma that many people feel thinking about the senate. How can we hope to have morality? How can we hope to have a christian family orientated society when we still have members behaving in an immoral ways on the opposite benches. We must ensure that our society has leaders and moral christian leaders at that. Our country will lead by example, not hypocrisy. |
| Date | 12:48:10, May 25, 2009 CET | From | Coalition for National Unity [CNU] | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | "I fail to see what a majority of this bill has to do with being Christian. The CMP has long been the people's Christian Party and a one of Morality, that will not be changing." |
| Date | 13:49:40, May 25, 2009 CET | From | Sue's Corner | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | It changed with your opposition to our morality legislation. The Conservative Party is now the party for Christian, family, moral and victorian values. |
| Date | 15:38:47, May 25, 2009 CET | From | Meritocratic Alliance | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | Item 9 among many is too unrealistic to support. |
| Date | 15:46:28, May 26, 2009 CET | From | Coalition for National Unity [CNU] | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | "Who is the Christian Party really isn't upt o you however is it? Let's allow the electorate to decide." |
| Date | 20:31:15, May 26, 2009 CET | From | Sue's Corner | To | Debating the Rules of the Senate |
| Message | They have already decided this much. By naming the church after us. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 32 | ||||
| no |
Total Seats: 393 | ||||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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| Random quote: "I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers." - Martin Luther King Jr. |