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Bill: Ejaculation Proclamation
Details
Submitted by[?]: People's Populist Party - Zogist Mafia
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This is an ordinary bill. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: May 2149
Description[?]:
Hey teacher, leave my sperms alone! |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change Government policy on subsidising contraception.
Old value:: The government offers free contraceptives in pharmacies and public toilets.
Current: The government offers free contraceptives in pharmacies and public toilets.
Proposed: The government does not supply free or discounted contraceptives.
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
Date | 03:35:39, December 01, 2005 CET | From | National Conservative Party | To | Debating the Ejaculation Proclamation |
Message | Contraceptives? |
Date | 14:09:02, December 01, 2005 CET | From | People's Populist Party - Zogist Mafia | To | Debating the Ejaculation Proclamation |
Message | also known as johnny hats. They are plastic penis wrappers which take out all the feeling from sex and make it a loveless act of subserviance to foriegn devils. God wants you to be fruitful and multiply, but our communist betrayer wants to tie a knot around your willy so it will fall off, emasculating you. The time to strike is now! |
Date | 14:09:55, December 01, 2005 CET | From | People's Populist Party - Zogist Mafia | To | Debating the Ejaculation Proclamation |
Message | "Manowar - Battle Hymn" explains what to do |
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Voting
Vote | Seats | |||
yes |
Total Seats: 243 | |||
no |
Total Seats: 113 | |||
abstain | Total Seats: 44 |
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