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Bill: Persecution of Trigunian Yeudim Act 3598
Details
Submitted by[?]: Anti-Hatnuah
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This is an ordinary bill. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: March 3599
Description[?]:
The Knesset of Eretz Beiteinu, NOTING the self-serving, self-righteous and insufferable passage by the Beiteinu Knesst of the "Protection of Trigunian Yeudim Act" (http://classic.particracy.net/viewbill.php?billid=397878) in 3589, and INTERPRETING the aforementioned act as a pathetic and transparent attempt at self-aggrandisement on behalf of Hatnuah and, NOTING that Uzziel Mendehlson is a lying, cheating sack of shit who never keeps his promises anyway, NOTING that for somebody who keeps insisting that Yeudi should look after Yeudi, Mendehlson hasn't lifted his fat fingers to pick up the telephone when I call for over two months. Do you want to know how I'm doing?? No, you're more interested in looking after stinking Trigunians. What if I had important news I needed to tell you? What if I was pregnant, for G-d's sake? You'd never hear about it because you won't answer your telephone, you shallow pig! HEREBY voices its disapproval of Hatnuah spending all his time playing nursemaid to borsch-eating foreigners, which is what killed our relationship in the first place, I'll have you know HEREBY sends all Trigunian Yeudi back to Trigunia, where I sincerely hope they'll be put in camps and pogromed until they die, because at least then you'll notice that I STILL EXIST, YOU PIG! |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change Government policy concerning granting citizenship.
Old value:: Citizenship is granted based on race/religion/gender.
Current: Citizenship is granted to all nationals.
Proposed: Citizenship is gained by passing a qualifying exam.
Article 2
Proposal[?] to change
The government's stance on illegal aliens.
Old value:: The government does not actively search for illegal aliens, but puts them in integration centers when discovered.
Current: Dealing with illegal aliens is left to local governments.
Proposed: The government actively searches houses for illegal aliens and expels them from the country.
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
Date | 21:40:00, December 28, 2013 CET | From | Hatnuah | To | Debating the Persecution of Trigunian Yeudim Act 3598 |
Message | "G-d, woman, I told you no a thousand times!" Uzziel Ovadia Mendelssohn |
Date | 02:52:53, December 29, 2013 CET | From | Shorashim | To | Debating the Persecution of Trigunian Yeudim Act 3598 |
Message | OOC: I don't know the context of this, but golly it makes me so happy. |
Date | 03:01:55, December 29, 2013 CET | From | Hatnuah | To | Debating the Persecution of Trigunian Yeudim Act 3598 |
Message | OOC: This should be fun for a bit :D hahaha |
Date | 05:07:28, December 29, 2013 CET | From | Anti-Hatnuah | To | Debating the Persecution of Trigunian Yeudim Act 3598 |
Message | "This is not about us. This is about the dirty stinking Trigunians coming into our land. How can you trust a Trigunian to be loyal to Beitenu? Everybody knows that a Trigunian is a Trigunian first and a Yeud second. They're probably hatching all manner of sinister conspiracies and sacrificing Yeudish babies to their heathen Trigunian deities! Won't somebody please think of the children?" - Hannah Rothman, founder of Anti-Hatnuah OOC ; :D |
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Voting
Vote | Seats | |||
yes |
Total Seats: 0 | |||
no |
Total Seats: 750 | |||
abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
Random fact: By default the head of government is the ultimate authority within a national government. In general terms, heads of government are expected to consult with cabinet colleagues (including those from other parties) before making significant decisions but they remain responsible for government action. |
Random quote: "A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats." - Benjamin Franklin |