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Bill: The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers
Details
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: November 2191
Description[?]:
| To: All Parties of Dranland From: Mike, Special Representative for Theta ARC/KRC It has come to our attention that the Dranland National Union has been forming an alliance with an external political group (Aldurian Patriotic Front, formerly New Age Flush Party). This party has offered payment in return for a military invasion of this fair country, in order to remove what it considers it's political enemies to ensure it's total control over government and our people. A leaked memo has fallen into our hands which we have published below. Let it be known, that we have placed this party, and it's new foreign ally, under intense investigation, and will expose their crimes against Dranland for all to see. ----- Date 01:02:52, February 22, 2006 CET From Dranland National Union To Aldurian Patriotic Front Message New Age Flush Party: Sozialbündnis (BS/KBP): To my friends in the New Age Flush Party: I am aware that the butchering of our tax system is a serious emergency. I would hope that you would have the decency to invade our nation. It is only a matter of time before I gain control of the Sozialbundnis; I am already forseeing an "accident" involving Dr. Davis, our party's inept chairman. I will personally provide 50,000,000 DRA to help finance any invasion of this country if you could guarantee my position as absolute governor or friendly allied President-For-Life. Together, we will cleanse Dranland of the capitalist scum. I eagerly await your reply. Renard Duvalier Deputy Chairperson of the Sozialbundnis Secretary-General of the Union of Dranland Commander of the Tonton Militia To my learned friend: I regret to inform you that after tonight's disappointing election result I find myself in no position to push through my plans to rid your nation of the growing capitalist threat. Rest assured however, that once the support of our populace is regained, we will remember your extremely generous offer when the final preparations are made. Until that time, I urge you to combat the growing threat of the Theta Party. Their alarming liberal elitism threatens the stability of not just your own great country but the entire northern hemisphere of Terra. We live in dark times my friend. Tim Sheet NAFP Leader To my esteemed ally: We lament your position, and pledge to assist you in any way to setting up a government that saves the people from themselves. It is our hope that you fare better in the next elections. ---- Date 21:00:42, February 24, 2006 CET From Dranland National Union To Aldurian Patriotic Front Message Aldurian Patriotic Front: Dranland National Union: To my esteemed ally: I am pleased to inform you that I have been made head of the new Dranland National Front and the Chancellor of Dranland. My Tonton Militia controls the streets of one major city already, which I shall transform into my personal military base and recruiting centre. All is in place for an invasion; we can and will wait until the time is right. The best of luck to you in future elections. In Solidarity, Renard Duvalier Mon. Duvalier, Congratulations on the excellent news from Dranland. One further step to the greater good. We would, however, feel much more confident with a less millitaristic party in charge of Defence. The National Progressive Party strike me as a possible stumbling block for our plans. We eagerly await a positive election result in our fair land in the hope that you will not have to suffer the Liberal Elite much longer. In friendship, Tim Sheet APF Monsieur Sheet: The National Progressive Party is friendly to our revolutionary agenda. They were given charge of the police and the military, but those two institutions are relatively powerless. We look forward to our liberation. In solidarity, Renard Duvalier --- We are petitioning for the removal of DNU ministers from Cabinet. We have requested their resignations but this was refused!! Action must be taken against this monstrosity, and this terrible threat against our very own people! |
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Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 02:25:31, February 25, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | This man is a lunatic. The DNU never issued those memos; they are forgeries made by megalomaniacs and would-be usurpers. We denounce the Theta Party for their intolerable actions against this Republic. |
| Date | 02:29:51, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | These were passed to an anonymous source by the Aldurian Patriotic Front itself! They have been evaluated and verified as being authentic! |
| Date | 02:37:55, February 25, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Liars! Blasphemers! Racists! All you seek is to spill the blood of our people! |
| Date | 03:36:57, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Yeah, right... <sigh> |
| Date | 05:01:34, February 25, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Do not attempt to downplay your attempts to bend the nation to your will. We will defend that which is right, and I am confident that, in this time of crisis, our allies will stand by us. If you depose that which rightfully stands, be prepared for war. This writing is not mine, nor that of anyone within my party. Do not seek to illegitimise that which is perfectly legitimate, or you shall face the consequences. |
| Date | 13:10:12, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | I ignore your feeble threats. Your cimes have been exposed, and will continue to be exposed. You are guilty of treason against the people of Dranland and your fellow political parties, and your persistent worming and false claims to attempt to silence us are futile. "The Price of Freedom: Constant alertness, constant willingness to fight back. There is no other price." |
| Date | 13:47:58, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | If this bill passes, then a new cabinet should be proposed without DNU ministers. Let the parties decide. |
| Date | 14:02:50, February 25, 2006 CET | From | National Progressive Party | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Such a harmful act by Theta. Even though I don't think this will have any effect, police are stationed extra-heaivly around DNU positions. And if one person is removed because of this trechery, then the leader of Theta will swing fromthe highest tree |
| Date | 15:12:18, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | You are making a mistake, NPP! These are genuine memos, obtained from the Aldurian Patriotics. (Our Aldurian Tourist Centre is near their offices). If I cannot convince you then please, just watch your back. The DNU is not what you think it is. |
| Date | 15:30:27, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | As for the lame charge of being "white supremacists", may I direct you to the bills that we ourselves proposed: - http://80.237.164.51/particracy/main/viewbill.php?billid=51597 - http://80.237.164.51/particracy/main/viewbill.php?billid=52694 Again, your false claims are exposed as lies. When will you face up to these crimes so that the peoples of Dranland can restore their confidence in our government once again? |
| Date | 15:37:17, February 25, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | We thank the NPP for standing by the side of righteousness and for seeing through these forgeries. Theta's bills are merely veils in front of a grand scheme to wipe out the entire Afro-Dran race, something that they have already begun to do. To assist the government in stopping this coup, I have personally called for peacekeepers to come from other nations to assist Dranland and its government. The storm shall pass! |
| Date | 15:48:10, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Your jet is waiting, Renard. |
| Date | 17:43:36, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | The DNU is a liar! We are not racist - that is a callous and devious attempt to silence us and cover your disgraces. Whichever way the parties decide, we will continue our investigations and will not relent until Renard is brought to justice for his crimes. |
| Date | 18:07:04, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | And may I remind you, libel and slander laws apply to and may be applied by all individuals in Dranland. See you in court! |
| Date | 20:41:41, February 25, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | You disgust me. You and your entire cabal of Nazi Scientologists. You are no better than Hitler; in fact, I would argue that Hitler had the decency to make his motives known. Theta is covertly undermining the entire nation; we will not stand for this. If you attempt to force us from the government which we have formed with the majority consensus in the Volksversammlung, then I shall personally direct the Tonton Militia to fight against you. |
| Date | 21:41:21, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | You use the threat of force and the military might of Renard's private army, and hide behind it. There is the true nature of the DNU. You are a disgrace. |
| Date | 22:41:27, February 25, 2006 CET | From |  Workers' Communist Party of Cobura | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Statement from Bishop Jasper Metatron ----------------------------------------------------- If the Theta ARC/KRC is a "non-racist party" then explain this quote from the founder of the "religion" of Scientology L Ron Hubbard. "They [Chinese] smell of all the baths they didn't take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here." — L. Ron Hubbard in his personal diary on a trip China, circa 1928 OOC: source of the quote- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversy |
| Date | 23:14:17, February 25, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | "China"??? Whatever's that? |
| Date | 00:51:14, February 26, 2006 CET | From | Progressive Darwinist Party | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Theta, holy whack-job! |
| Date | 01:07:47, February 26, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | OOC: What is the point of roleplaying on this game if people are going to keep using RL references, quotes, dates and times...? |
| Date | 01:31:17, February 26, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | You use your religion to justify horrific acts, then denounce it as foreign and nonexistant when it fails you. The only difference between the Tonton Militia and Scientology is this: the Tontons perform good acts, and the Scientologists pay thousands of dollars each session to reach enlightenment. We make things accessible, and you take away the connection between the spiritual world and the individual. If you continue with these actions, Chancellor Duvalier will have no other choice but to declare you an enemy of the state and petition the military to intervene. |
| Date | 01:57:53, February 26, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Bring it on! Duvalier is a degraded being, and an enemy of mankind. His career is over. He cannot hide behind the DNU and the Tontons forever, and the fact that you are willingly protecting him after what he has brought on Dranland, and refuse to hand him over to the relevant authorities, makes you all equally responsible. He must stand trial. And let it also be known that Theta are suing the DNU for both libel, slander and religious bigotry and hate crimes. Thounsands of Scientologists in Dranland are also bringing individual legal actions against you. Your reign is over. |
| Date | 02:54:34, February 26, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | I cannot be tried, you fool! I am immune to all prosecution, and will be for the rest of my life, until someone other than a genocidal maniac falsely accuses me of his own crimes! The Head of Government of each nation in Terra, past or present, is immune to any and all prosecution until that immunity is stripped by a two-thirds vote in the nation's legislative body. |
| Date | 03:12:40, February 26, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Scientology is one of the world's biggest cults. You may call it a religion, and I would agree with you. I would also agree that it is a despicable teaching that was crafted by a damnable racist and grand con artist. You preach doctrines of respect, and yet you issue orders that allow Scientologists to commit acts of grievous harm, lie, steal from, and undermine me. Scientology is a beast of hypocrisy, and you are one of its sad thralls, doomed to persecute easy targets for the sole purpose of gaining power. |
| Date | 13:36:18, February 26, 2006 CET | From | New Theta | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Ahhh...aand there in lies the real face of the DNU: Intolerant, bigoted and hypocritical. You may continue this rant against the CoS, a benign spiritual group, but your claims are not only false that are a thinly disguised attempt to divert the criticism away from Duvalier, who hides behind his militia out of fear of facing trial for crimes against the country. The true nature of the DNU is out and for all to see. |
| Date | 03:27:47, February 27, 2006 CET | From | Bloc Socialiste | To | Debating the The Removal of DNU Cabinet Ministers |
| Message | Benign! Ha! People have died at the hands of you homicidal, racist zombies! L. Ron Hubbard issued assassination decrees; Renard Duvalier has no blood on his hands. Who is the malignant one? |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |||||
| yes |
Total Seats: 335 | |||||
| no |
Total Seats: 349 | |||||
| abstain |
Total Seats: 66 |
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