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Bill: New Solentian Act
Details
Submitted by[?]: United Workers Party
Status[?]: defeated
Votes: This bill asks for an amendement to the Constitution. It will require two-thirds of the legislature to vote in favor. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: February 4555
Description[?]:
| The United Solentian Republic is desperate for change. Lets fix everything. |
Proposals
Article 1
Proposal[?] to change The recreational drug policy.
Old value:: Recreational drug use is forbidden.
Current: There are no laws regulating what citizens can put into their bodies.
Proposed: Recreational drug use is regulated by local governments.
Article 2
Proposal[?] to change The National Animal.
Old value:: Arctic Fox
Current: Solentian Skink
Proposed: Twinkie The Kid
Article 3
Proposal[?] to change The official national sport.
Old value:: Soccer
Current: Bitcoin Mining
Proposed: Roshambo
Article 4
Proposal[?] to change The lyrics of the national anthem.
Old value:: O noble Solentia Your faces shining brightly Move forward for the Union Look forward to the future In times of dark and terror Our Arctic paradise stood and triumphed With passion and with yearning Look forward to the future O loyal Solentians With hearts of pride and skill Bring glory to our nation Our flag shall fly at will From darkest roots to freedom From snow there springs a flower The light of love shall guide us forth 'Til ending's coming hour O humble Solentia Majatra's shining symbol A place of life and liberty You're hope's almighty emblem Thy ancient state of virtue Thy ancient cradle of peace I'd never trade my native land Beloved which is thee O noble Solentia Your honor undisputed From thoughts of all the elderly To those of all the children O noble Solentia Look forward to the future O noble Solentia Move forward for the Union O noble Solentia
Current:
| Citadel of the valiant, Solentia the bold Where loyalty blooms and heroes of old Rise now, break the chains that bind Blaze a trail with faith entwined Your banner flies high, lighting the way March onward united come what may Lift voices together, let freedom ring Of unity and justice your anthems sing Torch burning bright, lead out of the night Guide all who yearn for the dawn's first light With law and vision, progress shall bloom O Solentia, your finest hour soon comes |
Proposed:
| You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin) Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh) I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost) Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in) Then I fucked up on her cousin Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo) And my niggas gettin' ignorant Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah) All this water on my neck Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell) So much diamonds on my bust down Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?) Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!) Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (scoop!) (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho When the first time they ask you if you want sparklin' or still? Why you try to act like you was drinkin' sparklin' water 'fore you came out here? You're such a fuckin' h— I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck How you start a family? The condom slipped up I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) |
Article 5
Proposal[?] to change Public financing of political campaigns
Old value:: Campaigns are never publicly financed.
Current: All candidates receive public funds, and can still accept donations.
Proposed: The government decides which candidates can receive public funds on a case-by-case basis.
Article 6
Proposal[?] to change The total number of seats in the legislative assembly. Should be between 75 and 750.
Old value:: 100
Current: 75
Proposed: 750
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 05:36:59, April 02, 2019 CET | From | United Workers Party | To | Debating the New Solentian Act |
| Message | Thoughts? |
| Date | 16:57:02, April 02, 2019 CET | From | Humanist Party | To | Debating the New Solentian Act |
| Message | We understand your party is involved with the effort in the legalisation of various drugs, but, we find it hard to believe you aren't currently on them. We respect your.. Boldness, but have no choice but to vote against this bill. W. Bowman. Leader of The Humanist Party. |
| Date | 06:44:48, April 03, 2019 CET | From | United Workers Party | To | Debating the New Solentian Act |
| Message | What is so wrong with this bill? |
| Date | 11:56:42, April 03, 2019 CET | From | Democratic Centralist Party | To | Debating the New Solentian Act |
| Message | The language used in the proposed national anthem is inappropriate with the use of swearing and bad language. We don't not allow the public to see us as a laughing stock. The government of Solentia is to act professional at all times. We feel your party are making a mockery of our Country. Dame Sheena Marie William's President of the Democratic Centralist Party |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | |||||
| yes | Total Seats: 1 | |||||
| no |
Total Seats: 99 | |||||
| abstain |
Total Seats: 0 |
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