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Bill: The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill
Details
Submitted by[?]: Pnték Znkak Prta 'Bastardry'
Status[?]: passed
Votes: This bill is a resolution. It requires more yes votes than no votes. This bill will not pass any sooner than the deadline.
Voting deadline: August 2259
Description[?]:
| The CBP, from beyond the grave, in response to the Kafuristani interference with Pontesian affairs and claiming that a Jewish country without a military is superior to the PDC hereby make the following suggestion to the August Parliament. 1) For each Kafuristani act of interference, a refute of equal or greater magnitude, preferably of suitable disproof, is to be sent against their propaganda ministry. 2) If Kafuristan continues these acts, military action should be considered. 3) We hereby call upon the United Majatran Republic of Kafuristan, with - Its repulsive flag cloning that of Al'Badera in all but motif with colours reminiscent of a bag of No2 compost from the local garden centre, - Its noses covered in the excrement of other nations it seeks to sift through to find tidbits to overreact to on a gargantuan scale, - Its paranoid parties wearing tinfoil hats as soon as a party threatening anything military on Majatra as if they feel they're insecure enough to be a prime target, - Its outdated German motto from the days when it wasn't absorbed into the despicably homogenising, bland and soul-destroying quest to turn the creatively-named and designed cultures of our continent into bland republics with default variables with those four disgustingly unoriginal colours, - Its intolerance of a nation with real culture, originality, history (especially with regards to claims to Tadraki) due to the absolutely unfaltering anal retention of Kafuristani nosiness, to collectively "Fuck the hell off, removing your vile selves from Pontesian interests". |
Proposals
Debate
These messages have been posted to debate on this bill:
| Date | 03:39:43, July 22, 2006 CET | From | Communist Party of Kafuristan | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | My apologies for the delayed corrections of your outdated falsehoods, but history must be set straight regardless of your activity levels. "- Its repulsive flag cloning that of Al'Badera in all but motif with colours reminiscent of a bag of No2 compost from the local garden centre" I designed the flag of Kafuristan entirely original in form and function, apart from the standardised side dimensions, and it was sent into effect in March 2119. The colours are heavily inspired by the middle-eastern islamic nation colours, but with a different balance. In the aims of Majatran unity, a couple of Al'Badaran parties aimed to use an identical flag, and asked Kafuristan for permission (there was even speak of making the Kafuri flag the official flag of Majatra). A few of our nations objected to a direct copy, so then I took upon the task of designing a great sister flag with separate design yet similar aesthetics. The colours are intended to be identical to further the causes of Majatran unity. The design for Al'Badara's flag was adopted in May 2159, over 40 years after the adoption of Kafuristan's flag. "- Its outdated German motto from the days when it wasn't absorbed into the despicably homogenising, bland and soul-destroying quest to turn the creatively-named and designed cultures of our continent into bland republics with default variables with those four disgustingly unoriginal colours" Our original motto was "Ich haben drei katzen in mein hosen" (I have three cats in my pants, rough translation) Once we became the Democratic People's Republic of Kafuristan, we decided to change our motto to better represent our occasional odd revolutions, be they left or right. The motto then became and stayed " Wer glücklich ist, fühlt; wer unglücklich ist, denkt." (He who is satisfied feels; he who is unsatisfied thinks.) in October of 2175, barely three-quarters of a century ago. Black and white aren't really colours, so one could say our flag has two noble and strong colours. Growth and progress, the green and red respectively. |
| Date | 11:54:40, July 22, 2006 CET | From |  One Nation Conservative Party | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | *ONCP members stand and cheer the CBP* |
| Date | 12:58:05, July 22, 2006 CET | From |  Pnték Znkak Prta 'Bastardry' | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | The CBP thank the CPK for not denying the vile intents of the UMR cloning program and the other points that weren't mentioned above, and while we accept that our flag comments may have been partially founded on error, we reassert that green and red are the colours of soil and nitrates and phosphates respectively, in a black sea of earth with a white plastic bag; this bag having the 2 colours for motifs and black writing on informing us that the product is suitable for use in most applications, that No3 is designed for clay soils, and that a separate cactus compost is available from reputable retailers. The Bastards thank the ONCP for their support. Bastards Volt! |
| Date | 22:43:13, July 23, 2006 CET | From | Sect of the Green Moon | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | We want to remind the CBP that upon closer inspection, the Kafuristani flag has does not have those four colors uniformly, rather, in some areas there are transitions from one color to the next. |
| Date | 00:18:16, July 24, 2006 CET | From | Pnték Znkak Prta 'Bastardry' | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | We point out to the Economic Party that if pedantry is their cup of tea, those are still the two colours and then black and white, the absence of presence of all colours respectively, and that what they are referring to are "tones" or "shades" of green or red, with their brightnesses affected by how close they are to the black and white. Furthermore, if this is the only meagre point the Economic Party could churn before this suggestion, we thank them for their lack of worthwhile objection and are pleased to see around 30% of the Kafuristani government seem cordial with this bill's recommendations, with just over 70% left to comment. It's a mere pity their noses came here to begin with - they could have at least brought their minds as well. |
| Date | 12:20:25, July 24, 2006 CET | From | Pnték Prsakij Prta (Phalangists) | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | We side with our Majatran kith and kin. |
| Date | 14:27:00, July 24, 2006 CET | From | One Nation Conservative Party | To | Debating the The Posthumous Kafuristani Insolence Bill |
| Message | You side, Phalanx, with a country that seeks to spray our troops with herbicide and their government believes we are 'owned' - their words, not mine, by Jews. At least we now know where your loyalties lie. |
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Voting
| Vote | Seats | ||
| yes | Total Seats: 675 | ||
| no | Total Seats: 0 | ||
| abstain | Total Seats: 0 |
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