This press message was released by the Government of the Most Serene Republic of Darnussia.
It has been alleged that the Darnussian government is under the control of a mysterious organisation known as 'The Order of Satan'. This is patantly untrue. Everyone sane person should be able to see the absurdity of these wild conspiricy theories.
Everyone knows that Darnussia is controlled by a race of humanoid lizards known as the Ky'xxorag. Duh.Signed,
the Government of the Most Serene Republic of Darnussia