This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Aloria.
On behalf of the Liberal Freedom Party, we welcome prostitutes from all over the world to come to Aloria. The lesbian leader of the LFP, the treacherous Chairman of Labor, the Marxists of ANP, and the pseudo-centrists of the NAA have voted to approve of such a bill.
Remember, thanks to the liberal extremists and radicals, little children can say "I want to grow up and be a prostitute." Prepare for doom!
Union Party
Johnson Office Building, Rosenplatz, Ultran, Republic of AloriaSigned,
the Government of the Republic of Aloria