This press message was released by the Government of the State of Indrala.
A Christmas Message of Goodwill.
To the parties of Indrala,
It has been a difficult year. Governments have come and gone, parties have risen and fallen, legislation has been proposed and defeated in remarkable quantity, and throughout it all we still find time to turn on our computers and watch it all happen.
The UHT arrived here a month ago. Over the course of five elections we have risen continuously under the skilled leadership of President Broome and Minister Fletcher, and now the hands of history rest on our shoulders…for now at least. Over the course of the next few days we hope to make the most of this likely brief spout in office.
We thank the LDPI, LIF, PFI, PIP, LLP and Federalist parties for their participation and their thankfully moderate policies. Also the NSP, to whom we are greatly opposed to in principle.
And so, as the butcher of time slices the joint of fate…and is hastily admitted to A&E for incompetently chopping his hand off...we bid you good day.
A Merry Christmas to you all.
Signed,
the Government of the State of Indrala