This press message was released by the Government of the United Kingdom of Beluzia and Bailon.
Grand Emperor Jesus Codreanu Zog has finally been restored to his proper Throne in Proper Pomp and Circumstance!
Now all of Terra may fear his Iron Fist and grovel before his Awesome Grandeur!
(a reading of The Beluzian National Epic follows):
First there was nothing. Then Zog rode forth from the tundra, his breathtaking musculature scintillating in the sunrise, God's host trumpeting above. Zog came not to teach, not to parlay, but to kick in the door to our betrayer's privy chamber, burning their history and their lies.
Once, long ago, communists ruled the earth. They raised the People only upon injustice, stealing the Peoples wealth and using it to reward the inferior, whilst failing to celebrate the mighty.
The People Prayed, and one day Zog appeared, boldly charging forth from the wastelands, burning the lies and breaking the traitors wheresoever he might find them! Some called him a barbarian, some opposed his grandeur, but soon all fell before his stomping boot!Signed,
the Government of the United Kingdom of Beluzia and Bailon