This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Deltaria.
As some of you might know, there are unwholesome and ignorant rumours circulating through the Deltarian countryside, and coming to the attention of the international media. Certain uneducated, and unwashed farmers and other such rural types have made claims that serving Totalitarian and National Socialist members of the Deltarian cabinet are vampires. I have stepped foward to assure the international community that these ridiculous claims are unfounded, and mostly made by illiterate peasant supporters of the Democratic and Marchioness parties, or even Quanzaris. The National Socialist and Totalitarian party continue to propose and pass social education and welfare in Deltaria to help educate these misguided souls, and we assure the international communist ; A government cannot go about sucking the blood of its own people. That is thuggery.
Albeta Bátoriová-Nádady
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Republic of DeltariaSigned,
the Government of the Republic of Deltaria