This press message was released by the Government of the United Majatran Republic of Socialist Al'Badara.
In the name of God, the compassionate, the merciful:
The Supreme Chair of the Council of the Revolution and Voice of the People, His Excellency Amien Nur al-Haj, issues an apology to the world for the policies of the fascist government of Al'Badara. The nation no longer deserves its sacred and honourable status as a part of the Great United Majatran Republic. Our state is defiled by the fascist dogs. We can only submit to God and pray for deliverance. Inshallah, this curse shall be lifted from our land.
Allahu Akbar
As-salaam aleikum
Allahu AkbarSigned,
the Government of the United Majatran Republic of Socialist Al'Badara