This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Kirlawa.
I, Aoife Uí Leathlaobhair, would like to thank the people of Kirlawa for voting for the SLP and our allies throughout the DA in the recent elections and giving us an overwhelming mandate to lead. I pledge to serve this country with honour and dignity, and to return the country to a path of moderation and balance.
I extend the greetings of the people of Kirlawa to the peoples of Dorvik, Dundorf, Kundrati and Aloria, as well as to all of Kirlawa's friends and allies throughout the world. Dictators, fascists, and communists the world over should tremble, for today you have a new enemy in the great Kirlawan Republic.Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Kirlawa