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June 2512
Announcement from the Government of the Free Commonwealth of New Endralon
This press message was released by the Government of the Free Commonwealth of New Endralon. FIRST MINISTER HANS VON KRAFT's SPEECH IN NATIONAL ASSEMBLY
Representatives of the National Assembly, good morning to all of you.
The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil herself, is right in the house.
And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today.
Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the Free Commonwealth of New Endralon, the madam Natalie Jane Prior to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if she owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.
I think we could call a psychiatrist to analyze yesterday's statement made by the president. As the spokesman of imperialism and terror, she came to share his nostrums, to try to preserve the current pattern of domination, exploitation and pillage of the peoples of the New Endralon.
They say they want to impose a democratic model. But that's their democratic model. It's the false democracy of elites, and, I would say, a very original democracy that's imposed by weapons and bombs.
What a strange democracy. Aristotle might not recognize it or others who are at the root of democracy.
I have the feeling, dear dictator, that you are going to live the rest of your days as a nightmare because the rest of us are standing up, all those who are rising up against you, Madam. Prior, who are shouting for equality, for respect..
So, my dear colleagues, Madam President, a new, strong movement has been born.
We want ideas to save our state, to save the Free Commonwealth of New Endralon from the Prior. And hopefully in this century, we will see this, we will see this new era!
People of the New Endralon.
Natalie Jane Prior is a very popular politician and you always vote her.
People of the New Endralon.
Do not vote her anymore.Signed,
the Government of the Free Commonwealth of New Endralon
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