This press message was released by the Government of the Selucian Empire.
Selucian Empire seeks more land
As the educated citizens of many nations know, the Selucian Empire has the highest population density in all of Terra. The imperial Senate has been in debate about what to do with this problem. We have decided to buy land.
The Imperial Senate of the Selucian Empire asks if any nations are willing to sell land to a desperate nation. We are willing to pay a resonable fee for this much-needed land. Our nation's future is at stake.
Signed,
the Government of the Selucian Empire