This press message was released by the Government of the Free Republic of Talmoria.
Ladies and Gentlemen, After 3 elections in 4 months I would like to Declare the National Imperial Party's Field Marshal George Hemmingway, rightful heir to the Imperial Throne, Grand Archmisgister of Talmoria. He Promises Sweeping new reforms for the nation and to restore it to its once former Imperial Glory that was destroyed by Rebels and Communists. The NIP are working together with allies to remove the term Neckbeard from all Constitutional laws as it was something brought about after the empire and clearly sounds stupid. The offices of the Emperor and Prime Minister will be restored along with the Imperial Senate, Talmoria will be a grand Empire once again!Signed,
the Government of the Free Republic of Talmoria