This press message was released by the Government of the The Socialist Republic of Al'Badara.
Capitalistic Republican Zionists,
We know now your plan to dismantle our glorious state. We will not have it. From this point forward Al'Badara is under the watchful eye of Tracer Tong and his loyal Democratic Vanguards. We are no longer accepting nor dispensing international aid. Our borders are to be closed until further notice as well, and tourism has been banned. Education services have been shut down within our glorious nation in order to prevent the intellectual Capitalist Republican Zionists to destroy our work.
Labour camps have been established in the countryside and de-urbanization has begun. Allegations that known intellectuals are being mistreated in these camps are false. The mass movement of black bags out of the camps are nothing but fertilizer for our crops, and the mass of fire and soot is due to the large amount of fireplaces we have placed in the community living areas, nothing more.
Al'Badara is to be forever changed. We do not expect the international community to meddle with our great experiment, and we shall not bother your nations. Our defense budget swells with newly allocated funds, and our Vanguards stand ready to defend our glorious island nation if the need be.Signed,
the Government of the The Socialist Republic of Al'Badara