This press message was released by the Government of the Aldegarian Empire of the One.
John Jones, speaking after his inauguration: "This has been a victory for democracy in all of Aldegar. With this new cabinet we hope to get rid of despotism, nepotism, and religious-nut-job-ism and send it to the bottom of the sea where it belongs. I know that this government will be more democratic than the previous one because it is a mini-democracy unto itself. Well, it's time to get the others inaugurated. For Freedom, for Aldegar."
Signed,
the Government of the Aldegarian Empire of the One