This press message was released by the Government of the Mordusian Federal Republic.
On behalf of the entire nation of Mordusia.
The people of Mordusia hereby apologize for all acts of violence, commited for any reason, by Mordusia.
As President, I will be working against the United Conservatives to end the illegal and unjust war in Alduria. He who lives by the sword, shall perish by the sword, so we must throw ours down.
I hereby issue a Presidential Proclamation ordering all Mordusian troops out of Alduria, effective immediately, as commander in chief.
God Bless You,
Sean Fitzgerald, President of The Mordusian Federal Republic, by the will of the peopleSigned,
the Government of the Mordusian Federal Republic