This press message was released by the Government of the Citizen Kafuristan.
My fellow Terrans, it is within the international community I seek aid. I seek reason, understanding, and action on a problem that has plagued my great nation for years.
We were stricken with a plague of racism some time ago. We overcame those chains pulling our society downward, united by our mutual dislike of Jews. But opposing one religion cannot unite many more points of view.
It is within the recent few years that parties we allowed into our legal system began a struggle to undermine the legitimacy of our government. The international community no doubt has lost all respect for our small Majatran plot of land and the fools that govern it, but I wish to change that.
My party has even been subject of an attempt at national censorship, a ban on free speech, citing only what one of our politicians said within his state residence. But they cannot stop me from speaking out to help our nation in times of need, as that is the responsibility of the Head of Government.
We hope the events that have unfolded will help Kafuristan restore its historic identity, to act as the stubborn desert viper it once was. Where would the world be if we did not stand against world conquest when the former rulers of Deltaria made their country's name infamous?
With this, I leave my fellow worldly citizens to understand and investigate the upsetting political climate of which I speak.
Sincerely,
Comrade Tiki J. Manson
(There'll be no war.)Signed,
the Government of the Citizen Kafuristan