This press message was released by the Government of the Federal Republic of Solentia.
CMP GOVERNMENT FALLING APART--
The Conservative and Morality Party of the Solentia country was hit with a fresh blow, when two ministers quit the cabinet citing the CMP president as the reason and saying he was the worst president the country had ever seen.
The CMP party is in internal strife with the members having an open fight about the direction of the party and membership of the party is dramatically decrasing. Polls and experts are claiming that the party can not win the next election, that the party is the worst party in electoral history and the CMP is falling to bits. Signed,
the Government of the Federal Republic of Solentia