This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Cobura.
The glorious Republic of Cobura wishes to announce the victorious election of Saerene Fanbarg to the Office of Chief Minister of the glorious Republic of Cobura!
With the assistance of the Fatherland Bloc (FB) we were able to beat the evil pseudo-communist Gizmo Lingerie League (GLL).
Saerene Fanbarg is the first candidate from the Common Sense Party (CSP) that has won an HoS election. With the breaking of the back of the evil Communist Bloc (GLL/ZP) in Cobura the glory of Capitalism will take root again the drive the Communists back to the fringe where they belong!
All Glory to the Republic!
All Glory to Cobura!Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Cobura