This press message was released by the Government of the Trei Regate din Kizenia.
From the Desk of
Socrate Ucigaş
Prime Minister
Now is the time for the statists and socialists of the world who would impose their will on other men to be alarmed. Here in Kizenia, we are in the process of privatising the law itself, and anarchy is sweeping the land in a wave of joyous liberation. Government spending has been cut by 99.9% Nearly all taxes will soon be eliminated, "public property" will be sold or given into private hands, and the persecution of "cults" will end.
The royal family has fled the country with the exception of Queen Silvia, who has hired a private security force. We praise the Queen's initiative in adapting to the new market-based social order and assure the royal family that we mean them no harm; indeed, they should be pleased, as their taxes will be lower.
Soon, Kizenia, by contrast to the statist portions of the world, will show everybody how the best in mankind is suppressed by the thugs and tyrants who run the show.
The antisocial individuals voting for collectivist parties are too late. The state they wish to make the instrument of their criminal will is crumbling.
The future is blinding.Signed,
the Government of the Trei Regate din Kizenia