This press message was released by the Government of the Free and United Country of Kalistan.
Once More Kalistan is on the verge of removing the last vestiges of leftism from the country. We call on any and all unestablished leftist Party leaderships in the world, especially those who are pro small government, to relocate to Kalistan to help push back the Right Wing Menace from our shores. All Parties will be welcomed and the Socialist Party hereby declares to form legislative alliances with any and all Parties that are pro-socialism, anti-privatization, and anti-corporatization of the society. Come help fight on the front lines of the war against ultra-nationalism, religious rightism, and corporate fascism in our world. Come to Kalistan and help us reclaim what was once the greatest socialist republic in the entire world, now fallen under the dark and wicked clouds of rightism.
Sincerely, the soon-to-be replaced Foreign Minister of Kalistan
Long Live the Left!
Viva la Izquierda!
Fight for what is Good in Society.
Join us in our struggle.Signed,
the Government of the Free and United Country of Kalistan