This press message was released by the Government of the Endralonian Empire.
The Endralonian Empire is currently being threatened by evil forces. The Socialist Commonwealth of New Endralon has yet again threatened to use force against us. They claim that the Empire has insulted them, but investigation has proven that the former Imperial Chancellor had plotted with the communist state in an attempt to stay in power. Alas, this vile act of political machination has caused the Socialist Commonwealth to once again threaten to invade our peacefull nation. Leaders of the free world, we call upon you for support.
Lt-General José Mena Aguado
Minister of Foreign Affairs.Signed,
the Government of the Endralonian Empire