This press message was released by the Government of the Confederated Regions of Aloria.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the International Community,
Today marks a historical turning point in the history of Aloria. For the first time in nearly two decades, the Aloria Coalition -- a corrupt governmental coalition of convenience led by the far-right wing Independent Capitalist Party -- has been kicked out of the government. While the ICP still has managed to maintain control of the Head of State, I nonetheless find this day to be one of rejoicing.
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim
Presiding Minister of the Committee of Regions of the Confederated Regions of AloriaSigned,
the Government of the Confederated Regions of Aloria