This press message was released by the Government of the Holy Luthori Empire.
The leader of The White Castle Party and HoS NPH has to inform the world that during March of 2172 the military wing of WCP has detonated nuclear dirty bombs throughout Luthori in order to head off a possible Civil War. WCP cagely detonated these weapons in all of Luthori's major population centers and throughout its vast system of bunkers. Initial estimates put civilian casualties at 50% with an expectation that it will rise to 90% due to extensive radiation poisoning. NPH's only comment from his super secret bunker was, "That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Among those dead was the Luthori Emperor Richard the Lionheart. It appears a new day has dawned in Luthori. Signed,
the Government of the Holy Luthori Empire