This press message was released by the Government of the Free and United Country of Kalistan.
Announcement of Free and United Country of Kalistan Administration,Ministry of Internal Affairs:
After the criticism the Prime Minister has received regarding his relationship with three women,while he was still married,he has finally decided to step down.He stated:
''Ladies and gentlemen,good evening.I am not done.Those who think that the common sense will be affected by these lies are not realists.I resign in order to try to be re-elected.I announce internal elections for the new leader of the party and the office of the PM.As you all understand,I will seek both offices and I will once again prevail.I want to thank all the voters who have voted for me all those years and I ask them to renew our strong relationship.Thank you.God bless you and God bless the Free and United Country of Kalistan.''Signed,
the Government of the Free and United Country of Kalistan