This press message was released by the Government of the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms (Pontesi).
Dear peoples of Terra!
How awesome is this day? In the Age of Legends, the lands of the Pontesi Realm was given to the Selucian tribe in an agreement between the Red Dragon King and the Empress of Felines. Later on, the Pontesi-Selucians where forced to accept a Majatran language and parts of Muslim Majatran culture. Today, those crimes of the past have been truly undone. Today, we shall take what we want and strike down any Majatran dog that stands in our way. Today, let us celebrate and rejoice, as the illusion of Pontesi nationhood has been subverted, and the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms been formed in it's place! Glory to God who has been merciful and let us see this day come true!
But lest not forget the threats of terror and murder made upon our democratic government by the leaders of Jelbania. Let them be condemned and pay for their crimes against humanity. The government of the Crusader Union is democratically elected, and conducts socially and environmentally responsible policies. Thanks to us, the people of the Union have been given free health care, and the right to strike. No animals may be used for cosmetic research, and we now protect our forests. The Union is truly every humanist's dream.
God bless the righteous!
Zethi Dungeari,
foreign minister of the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms (UICK)Signed,
the Government of the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms (Pontesi)