This press message was released by the Government of the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms (Pontesi).
We hope that the world can see the irony of the totalitarian Jelbanian government accusing our peace-loving country for "crimes against peace" and then threatening to assasinate our democratically elected leadership with a car bomb. We are not intimidated. Any fascist-liberal Jelbanian agents inside our territory will be brought to justice. The government of the Union has all the forces necessary for it. Signed,
the Government of the Union of Imperial Crusader Kingdoms (Pontesi)