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December 3322
Announcement from the Government of the Union of Socialist Sultanates (Al'Badara)
This press message was released by the Government of the Union of Socialist Sultanates (Al'Badara). AL'BADARA MOBILIZES FOR MAJATRAN WAR
-THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT DECEMBER 3322 TO KAFURISTAN-
To,
LIBERAL REPUBLICAN CAPITALIST OVERLORD BEASTS, FESTERING UNBEARABLY TO OUR SOUTH LIKE SO MUCH FECAL MATTER AND DEAD CAMELS
Hello.
I am Jalal Al-Ahmad, Imperial Communist Sultan of the Union of Socialist Sultanates.
Al'Badara. Your rather unhappy neighbors to the north.
We have noticed, in recent years, a chilling of relations between our great nations. Mind you, we noticed this while turning our foreign embassies into grain silos, but we noticed it nonetheless.
Our Foreign Affairs Minister, His Marxist Prince Houshang Golshiri, recently arrive back from your nation with many, many complaints. We frown, we frown wholeheartedly, at your nation's injustices. This perversion of power! We spit in many mists, strong and moist, at your Corporate tyranny. You have removed the Nordic beasts from power, only to invite within Foreign Investors and Corporations, weak and ineffectual laws, secularization without proper ideological alternatives forced upon the populace. Have you never run a proper nation?
We, the Royal Red Vanguards, Land Owning Communists We Be, swelled with pride as the Nords were removed! We hoped for their bloody execution. But instead, we gaze with glazed gazers at this nation's vile downfall. Such vile, boring, moderate Liberal Capitalist Republicanism, Moderate Sensible Vanilla Democratizing, Slight Welfare State Creation! No!
This is entirely incorrect. In all Forms and Flavors.
Majatra for Majatrans! We denounce you this day! We remove all economic treaties, we execute all expatriates of your vile nation! We have closed all Kafuristan Culture Studies departments, and imprisoned all fans of the Kafuristan football team.
Know this, former side-kick of Majatra, Kafuritstan.
We are mobilizing our Imperial Vanguard Troops to fix this mistake.
If it is not handled domestically.
-His Most Glorious and Majatran Sultan, Lord of All Birds in The Sky and Fishes in the Sea, Of All Terra in General and Al'Badara in Particular, Jalal Al-Ahma
PS:
We do admire this http://classic.particracy.net/viewbill.php?billid=351595
Such tyranny, you have potential.Signed,
the Government of the Union of Socialist Sultanates (Al'Badara)
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