This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Dranland.
A time comes in the life of a nation when it becomes necessary for a government to assume its responsibility to the people. Poverty, hunger, and inequality are issues that continue to be ignored by the Dranlandian government, especially concerning the people of Elbian. It is for that reason that I have led an occupation of Elbian led by the Tonton Militia until such time comes that the government is able to carry out the responsibilites with which it was endowed at the birth of Dranland. Let it be known that the people of the world will no longer stand for their oppression at the hands of their corporate and bureaucratic slavedrivers. We will dismantle the institution of tyranny board by board and cleanse our world of our exploiters!Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Dranland