This press message was released by the Government of the Federal Republic of Mordusia.
CRISIS IN MORDUSIA!
The terrorists of the paramilitary group the "Women's Brigade", whom are part of Occupy Mordusia, yet again struck at the Ancien RĂ©gime, killing several of their paramilitary leaders. They also set fire to their political offices once again. We call on all parties of all nation in the world to condemn the actions of the Women's Brigade, and of Occupy Mordusia for supporting them. Let it be known that the tyranny of Communism will not overtake the free peoples of Mordusia!Signed,
the Government of the Federal Republic of Mordusia