Citizens of the al-Jumhuriyyah al-Qalb al-Sha'biyyah al-Ma'atraniyyah (Kafuristan) rejoice as their national Soccer idol Clark Dickinson has won the International Soccer Championship. Representing the Will of the People, the Revolutionary Command Council, led by Captain Hakeem Adel El-Mofty, Captain Nasib Muhammet Sultan and Lieutenant Suleyman Amal Boulos . has personally congratulated Clark Dickinson with the victory. Coach Ira Rock was quoted saying "this is the day where all the hard work finally pays off".