This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Dranland.
To the Governments of the World,
Theta Mike, former President of the Republic of Dranland and convicted criminal, has gone on the run from Dranlandian authorities. We call upon you all to assist us in apprehending this fugitive, as he is in violation of national and international laws that Dranland is party to. Any intelligence or actions leading to the detention of Theta Mike will be regarded as an act of good will and good faith in the Dranlandian government, and will be rewarded with DRA 250,000,000. Mike is a dangerous criminal and is currently thought to be working with the Church of Scientology in Darnussia, although this lead has proved to be fruitless thus far. We thank you for your cooperation.Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Dranland