This press message was released by the Government of the Democratic Republic of Barmenistan.
I am deeply disappointed in both the avarice and ignorance of our current President.
Her party constantly advocates not helping the citizens of our nation, yet when the budget to what she thought was her office was cut, she complained through a servant.
However, this selfishness is only overcome by her ignorance, since she is the Head of State, not the Head of Government, a position held by myself.
Such a person is an embarrassment to our country, and I ask the world not to judge our country by the foolish and machiavellian actions of our current president.
Sincerely,
Larry Manchester
Chancellor of BarmenistanSigned,
the Government of the Democratic Republic of Barmenistan