This press message was released by the Government of the Chann Republic of Kafuristan.
30,000 DORVISH-KAFURIS AND EXPATS COME IN DROVES TO SEE HIGH CHANCELLOR, CHANT "POO POO PETROV"
MIYATAH, NEKKAH - The High Chancellor this week has been travelling throughout the Province of Nekkah, which is home to a large concentration of Dorvish expatriates and Dorvish-Kafuris. The reception by Dorvish-Kafuris was ear-deafening - given the High Chancellor and the Chann Government's elevation of minorities to full equality in Kafuristan since entering the void left behind by the oppressive Ahmadist regimes. The Dorvish people were for all intents and purposes forced to keep their Hosian Faith a secret as they feared the Ahmadist extremists government would take coercive action - sometimes involving torture. But since the Chann Liberation and the desecration of the State Sponsor of Ahmadist Extremism, the Dorvish people have since built hundreds of churches, many bearing plaques of thanks to the Chann family - whom they regard as liberators.
The High Chancellor was greeted by Alfred Bohm, a retired former Dorvish military general who had immigrated here to join his son and wife - who had left Dorvik shortly after the birth of their son. With Mr. Bohm were Hosian church leaders Immanuel Kont and Gretchen Karzenseitsen and community leaders from the various surrounding towns and villages with high percentages of Dorvish people.
Excerpt of Speech:
"Good people of Kafuristan. I come here to again reaffirm the Chann Government's stance. Minorities of all races, religions, skin color, and nationality and sexual orientation have an equal place here in Kafuristan and no longer shall live under the iron boot of Ahmadist Extremist Oppression. [Applause]. But alas, the Dorvish Republic, unprovoked, have turned back centuries of good relations between Gao-Shown and Dorvish people and between Kafuristan and the Dorvish REpublic and has taken a turn for the worse. While they preach peace and stability, I fear they are mobilizing for war under the guise of the Chann Government travelling half the world to attack them. [laughter] I agree. It is insane. Quite insane, the notion that we would spend your hard earned tax dollars to send troops to attack your homeland. But alas, times have changed and their leadership has changed and I know that many of you know this. But I know I have your support and I pledge to you that no matter what transpires between kafuristan and the Dorvish Republic, I will have your back. The Chann Government will have your back. You will continue to be able to practice your faith. You will continue to be able to earn a living wage, to raise your families, and to call Kafuristan home.
The Dorvish packed stadium range with thunderous applause as they chanted "POO POO PETROV" and "GOD SAVE THE CHANCELLOR!".
http://forum.particracy.net/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3913&p=94398#p94398Signed,
the Government of the Chann Republic of Kafuristan
