This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Dranland.
The President of Dranland, Mary Sue Hubbard, invites citizens across Terra to receive free introductory Scientology Auditing, at their local churches of Scientology.
As part of a huge campaign, Scientologists are reaching out to help the public help themselves, helping people to improve themselves and conditions in life.
"Scientology changed my life for the better. It's amazing. I used to be a shy, introverted young lady. Now I am the frikkin President of Dranland! I would recommend it to anyone wishing to improve themselves!" Mary Sue Hubbard.
Open 7 days a week, churches of Scientology are beacons of sanity and reason in a turbulent world.
You are more than welcome.
Signed,
the Government of the Republic of Dranland