This press message was released by the Government of the Confederația Noului Endralon, Kizeniei și Kuzakiului [New Endralon / Kizenia].
The Government of New Endralon condemns the New Endralon People's Party for an unforgivable and frankly baffling dereliction of duty after the NEPP resigned en masse from parliament and buggered off to the beach or suchlike. "If you want to participate in government, you have to show up," said someone who showed up. "Meanwhile, now that we're alone in Parliament, we're going to get some stuff done, including renaming our nation to reflect the spirit of our socialist revolution." Signed,
the Government of the Confederația Noului Endralon, Kizeniei și Kuzakiului [New Endralon / Kizenia]