This press message was released by the Government of the Republic of Beluzia.
My friends of the world, The Socialist Regime has ended in our nation. We will know have a free capitalist democracy. My friends we are no longer the Socialist Peoples Republic of Beluzia, we are simply the Republic of Beluzia, There is no more soviet there is a National Assembly, there is no more of this Socialist jargon or control in this Republic. We have some transition pains but it all paid off. All thanks to my good friend Private John Garrison. The senator who proposed the bill.
Have a good day under God.
-Former General and Prime Minister John KingstonSigned,
the Government of the Republic of Beluzia