This press message was released by the Government of the Endralonian Empire.
We would like to remind the Government of the Democratic Republic of Hutori that the rest of the world enjoys partying more than making daft points about a date system which like so many has no objective historical past.
We would also like to invite said cabinet to free therapy by our nation's most prestigious psychoanalyst, the world famous Dr. Feud, who is one man who sure knows how to "get down"!
(Don't rain on our parade, or we'll throw water balloons at yours!)
Chancellor, out.Signed,
the Government of the Endralonian Empire