This press message was released by the Government of the Kanjor Republic.
People of Terra. This an emergency broadcast from the sane government of the Kanjor Republic. Our schizophrenic Head of Government Far-Right Freedom Party has taken treasonous command of our military and acted with complete disregard for the people's wishes. No other party in Kanjor supports his recent actions. We have set bills in motion to take him out of power. Once this has been done, we ask for peace to be reestablished amongst our neighbors and this incident to be put behind us.
The True Government of the Kanjor Republic
President Josh Lyman, Kanjoran People's PartySigned,
the Government of the Kanjor Republic