This press message was released by the Government of the Imperial Republic of Kalistan.
The Foreign Ministry of the Imperial Republic of Kalistan
cordially invites all nations of the world and their families
to the seventeenth annual
Kalistan Pancake Breakfest
to be held in the Parliamentary Cafeteria (13 Wipple Street, Old Kaliburg, Ananto)
at 8:00 AM on
Tuesday, July 23.
Breakfest is free with a suggested donation of $5 million in local treasury bills.
Stick around afterwards and watch the Senators play a game of basketball against the local convent...
...on donkeys!Signed,
the Government of the Imperial Republic of Kalistan