This press message was released by the Government of the Free Republic of Kazulia.
According to the most recent elections ( http://80.237.164.51/particracy/main/viewnews.php?newsid=59888 ), officials in Kazulia are debating over whether to cede the traitorous province of Kelvon to the neighboring country of Gishoto.Ministry of Defence, Communist Party member Lidia Cienfuegos, explained in a speech two hours ago,
"Our country is divided. By ridding ourselves of Kelvon and its people, and by giving it to our good neighbors, we can present unity in our country while at the same time sway the opinions of the people of Gishoto to accept us Kazulians for who we are. And aside from these benefits, we may also be able to regain Kelvon in the near future, and perhaps another unspecified territory. Perhaps Hulstria, Budenlar, or both, it's really not specified."
As a response, the government of Gishoto has vehemently denied any replies other than a song from the Beatles entitled "No Reply" ...Signed,
the Government of the Free Republic of Kazulia