This press message was released by the Government of the United Solentian Republic.
The USR is currently trying to fight for its survival right now. The Social Democratic Party and the Progressive Party are currently trying to fight the rights of businesses here and are trying to make us all poor again. As President, George HW Kush and this administration have brought so many jobs, so many. Name a job and it's here. Ok, look at these statistics, here is a pie chart with the word "Jobs" written on it. Ok, the Social Democratic Party is trying to fight progress and The Order Party will not stand for it.
-Prime Minister John Goodman. Signed,
the Government of the United Solentian Republic