This press message was released by the Government of the State of Indrala.
Dear people of Indrala, and to our friends around the world:
We live in turbulent times. As you are all well aware, the terrorist organization “Faith or Death” has returned to haunt us once again. Furthermore, there is a renewal in counterterrorist movement amongst the radical atheists of our fair nation, in attempt to fix the wrongs of these terrorists.
It seems that strife has returned to our nation. We are again caught in the crossfire of religious and irreligious turmoil, mutually focused on destroying one another at the expense of our very people. It is clear that something must be done.
There has also been much speculation about the military officers that allegedly planted a bomb earlier this week. Let me just confirm something, the rumours are in fact true, the police confirm that these officers were under the influence of “Faith or Death”, and acted in the name of this organization. The fact that they were being influenced by the terrorists does not forgive their crimes however, and the courts have been instructed to hold an immediate trial over the charges of attempted mass murder. We, in the Liberty Initiative feel that the courts are the ones best suited to taking care of this case, and we shall mention nothing further about this.
This brings us back to the nature of the terrorist organization, and their counter-terrorist enemies. After months of research and observation, the Intelligence Agency for the Free People of Indrala (IAFPI) has released some very important information about the terrorist organization “Faith or Death”.
It seems that “Faith or Death” operates its funds from a private bank in Rildanor, which traces its funds from various companies in Indrala. To name such companies and organizations, the “Ayn Rand Institute” and “God is Dead inc.” are a few. It is a well known fact that these organizations have lobbyists placed in the core of the Radical Atheist Movement!
Our sources indicate that it is correct to assume the worst. The RAM, the very counter-revolutionaries that fight “Faith or Death” seem to fund and support the very religious terrorists that attempt to destroy our nation. It seems that the RAM is using the terrorists to win the support of the people, and is trying to play the people of Indrala as fools! This proves why “Faith or Death” shows its ugly head whenever the RAM loses or is threatened by an election. There is clearly something rotten in Indrala, and it is the root of this religious conflict.
No longer will this be tolerated. We demand that the RAM come clean about its ploy. We are more than willing to settle this peacefully if they would just end this religious conflict now, and stop playing Indrala as a fool.
Decide citizens, what must be done. This is your nation, your future. Either choose to continue this conflict, or unite to end this once and for all, by asking the RAM to stop this nonsense and get back to doing what matters: living peacefully.
May we, the people of Indrala always prevail.
-Colin Conrad, President of Indrala.
Signed,
the Government of the State of Indrala
