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Kirlawa Democratic Labour[?]
This page contains information about the Kirlawa Democratic Labour.
This party is inactive.
Details
Nation[?]: Stát Míleata na Choiarlabhan (Kirlawa)
Seats[?] in Chomhairle Mhíleata Náisiúnta[?]: 0
Color[?]:
Description[?]:
Kirlawa Democratic Labour is a democratic socialist party that fights for Equality, Social Justice and Fairness on behalf of all of the people of Kirlawa. Religion does not play a role within the KDL, which creates occassional conflicts between the Secular wing of the party (Secular Socialists) and the Religious Wing of the party (named Vertian Socialists due to their strong presence in the religious town of Veritas, the home of the Veritan Church). Refounded in March 4487, it claims links to the old Kirlawa Democratic Left originally founded in December 2236 and which was prominent during the Civil War years. Since then though, the party spent much of its time as either an irrelevant micro party or a part of a wider left-wing force. Traditionally an ally of the KPJP, it is expected that the KDL would look to their traditional allies first in government formation. |
Ministries
This party is not part of the national cabinet.
Political Positions
Ideology | Position | Visibility | Coherency |
Centralization | moderate unitarist | moderate | perfect |
Civil Rights | moderate permissive | high | perfect |
Ecology | extreme environmentalist | high | perfect |
Foreign Relations | extreme internationalist | limited | perfect |
Government Responsibilities | big government-leaning | high | perfect |
Market | convinced regulator | high | perfect |
Military | convinced pacifist | excellent | perfect |
Morality | moderate progressive | limited | perfect |
Religion | secular-leaning | close to none | perfect |
Affiliations
This party is a member of the following organizations:
Election Results
History Table
Month | Votes | Total Votes | Votes (%) | Votes (%) (+) | Seats | Total Seats | Seats (%) | Seats (+) |
December 2236 | 34,544 | 55,321,732 | 0.06 | +0.06 | 0 | 455 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2239 | 30,416 | 56,842,268 | 0.05 | -0.01 | 0 | 474 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2242 | 26,938 | 57,229,018 | 0.05 | -0.01 | 0 | 474 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2245 | 18,985 | 58,427,763 | 0.03 | -0.01 | 0 | 474 | 0.00 | +0 |
March 2247 | 41,570 | 54,512,812 | 0.08 | +0.04 | 0 | 474 | 0.00 | +0 |
May 2248 | 6,557,140 | 49,114,096 | 13.35 | +13.27 | 64 | 474 | 13.50 | +64 |
April 2250 | 5,404,882 | 51,082,429 | 10.58 | -2.77 | 50 | 474 | 10.55 | -14 |
March 2251 | 4,924,519 | 40,600,722 | 12.13 | +1.55 | 89 | 747 | 11.91 | +39 |
March 2254 | 7,464,536 | 50,159,425 | 14.88 | +2.75 | 112 | 747 | 14.99 | +23 |
March 2257 | 6,320,353 | 49,416,539 | 12.79 | -2.09 | 97 | 747 | 12.99 | -15 |
March 2260 | 4,941,551 | 52,504,449 | 9.41 | -3.38 | 71 | 747 | 9.50 | -26 |
April 2282 | 6,874,108 | 54,317,332 | 12.66 | +3.24 | 94 | 747 | 12.58 | +23 |
April 2285 | 6,781,189 | 57,255,765 | 11.84 | -0.81 | 88 | 747 | 11.78 | -6 |
March 2287 | 9,522,449 | 58,391,576 | 16.31 | +4.46 | 122 | 747 | 16.33 | +34 |
November 2287 | 13,132,610 | 54,363,434 | 24.16 | +7.85 | 182 | 747 | 24.36 | +60 |
November 2290 | 5,427,396 | 49,874,132 | 10.88 | -13.27 | 85 | 747 | 11.38 | -97 |
November 2293 | 12,313,940 | 44,811,260 | 27.48 | +16.60 | 206 | 747 | 27.58 | +121 |
April 2295 | 14,734,413 | 21,824,609 | 67.51 | +40.03 | 501 | 747 | 67.07 | +295 |
May 2295 | 12,573,175 | 19,422,931 | 64.73 | -2.78 | 483 | 747 | 64.66 | -18 |
October 2295 | 5,186,283 | 42,170,238 | 12.30 | -52.44 | 94 | 747 | 12.58 | -389 |
October 2298 | 8,375,637 | 58,002,181 | 14.44 | +2.14 | 109 | 747 | 14.59 | +15 |
October 2301 | 10,352,883 | 60,510,337 | 17.11 | +2.67 | 130 | 747 | 17.40 | +21 |
May 2302 | 11,480,890 | 57,502,748 | 19.97 | +2.86 | 151 | 747 | 20.21 | +21 |
September 2304 | 8,461,543 | 36,181,394 | 23.39 | +3.42 | 179 | 747 | 23.96 | +28 |
October 2304 | 10,086,361 | 42,771,663 | 23.58 | +0.20 | 178 | 747 | 23.83 | -1 |
September 2306 | 13,666,428 | 66,150,058 | 20.66 | -2.92 | 155 | 747 | 20.75 | -23 |
September 2309 | 11,259,280 | 66,181,880 | 17.01 | -3.65 | 128 | 747 | 17.14 | -27 |
September 2312 | 11,319,380 | 68,544,021 | 16.51 | -0.50 | 122 | 747 | 16.33 | -6 |
October 2314 | 11,036,867 | 66,706,302 | 16.55 | +0.03 | 123 | 747 | 16.47 | +1 |
October 2315 | 10,400,880 | 67,221,522 | 15.47 | -1.07 | 116 | 747 | 15.53 | -7 |
January 2317 | 10,900,809 | 69,050,200 | 15.79 | +0.31 | 118 | 747 | 15.80 | +2 |
May 2319 | 7,576,300 | 66,391,364 | 11.41 | -4.38 | 87 | 747 | 11.65 | -31 |
May 2322 | 5,843,759 | 69,842,792 | 8.37 | -3.04 | 63 | 747 | 8.43 | -24 |
April 2324 | 6,413,933 | 68,925,096 | 9.31 | +0.94 | 71 | 747 | 9.50 | +8 |
August 2326 | 8,678,484 | 69,568,739 | 12.47 | +3.17 | 93 | 747 | 12.45 | +22 |
August 2329 | 10,538,124 | 67,892,185 | 15.52 | +3.05 | 118 | 747 | 15.80 | +25 |
August 2332 | 9,318,239 | 69,519,720 | 13.40 | -2.12 | 100 | 747 | 13.39 | -18 |
March 2333 | 9,338,376 | 70,650,014 | 13.22 | -0.19 | 100 | 747 | 13.39 | +0 |
March 2336 | 11,697,036 | 67,246,992 | 17.39 | +4.18 | 131 | 747 | 17.54 | +31 |
August 2337 | 10,421,246 | 72,829,201 | 14.31 | -3.08 | 107 | 747 | 14.32 | -24 |
April 2338 | 10,317,372 | 73,778,670 | 13.98 | -0.32 | 14 | 101 | 13.86 | -93 |
October 2341 | 8,567,249 | 72,596,130 | 11.80 | -2.18 | 11 | 101 | 10.89 | -3 |
September 2342 | 10,138,509 | 74,174,630 | 13.67 | +1.87 | 14 | 101 | 13.86 | +3 |
March 2346 | 8,396,376 | 72,010,611 | 11.66 | -2.01 | 12 | 101 | 11.88 | -2 |
September 2349 | 8,243,975 | 72,104,758 | 11.43 | -0.23 | 12 | 101 | 11.88 | +0 |
March 2353 | 10,310,495 | 69,887,288 | 14.75 | +3.32 | 15 | 101 | 14.85 | +3 |
September 2356 | 9,628,933 | 68,134,809 | 14.13 | -0.62 | 14 | 101 | 13.86 | -1 |
March 2360 | 9,345,464 | 67,797,347 | 13.78 | -0.35 | 14 | 101 | 13.86 | +0 |
October 2364 | 17,531,750 | 78,908,757 | 22.22 | +8.43 | 23 | 101 | 22.77 | +9 |
April 2368 | 12,624,996 | 56,369,266 | 22.40 | +0.18 | 22 | 101 | 21.78 | -1 |
July 2403 | 8,268,341 | 73,081,208 | 11.31 | -11.08 | 34 | 300 | 11.33 | +12 |
July 2406 | 9,562,853 | 81,188,896 | 11.78 | +0.46 | 36 | 299 | 12.04 | +2 |
December 2407 | 10,715,535 | 64,944,823 | 16.50 | +4.72 | 51 | 299 | 17.06 | +15 |
December 2410 | 2,464,318 | 82,877,262 | 2.97 | -13.53 | 7 | 299 | 2.34 | -44 |
December 2413 | 1,287,405 | 80,165,838 | 1.61 | -1.37 | 4 | 299 | 1.34 | -3 |
December 2416 | 76,308 | 78,714,845 | 0.10 | -1.51 | 0 | 299 | 0.00 | -4 |
December 2419 | 45,919 | 93,287,825 | 0.05 | -0.05 | 0 | 299 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2422 | 66,314 | 92,778,764 | 0.07 | +0.02 | 0 | 299 | 0.00 | +0 |
February 2425 | 39,723 | 76,436,573 | 0.05 | -0.02 | 0 | 299 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2449 | 63,197 | 106,660,468 | 0.06 | +0.01 | 0 | 717 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2452 | 80,624 | 103,709,727 | 0.08 | +0.02 | 0 | 717 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2455 | 36,677 | 104,016,978 | 0.04 | -0.04 | 0 | 717 | 0.00 | +0 |
December 2458 | 8,443,863 | 109,841,241 | 7.69 | +7.65 | 54 | 717 | 7.53 | +54 |
July 2460 | 12,062,885 | 101,402,953 | 11.90 | +4.21 | 82 | 717 | 11.44 | +28 |
September 2461 | 4,855,615 | 104,017,867 | 4.67 | -7.23 | 31 | 717 | 4.32 | -51 |
March 2465 | 16,883,788 | 106,804,541 | 15.81 | +11.14 | 111 | 717 | 15.48 | +80 |
September 2468 | 19,274,723 | 108,874,237 | 17.70 | +1.90 | 127 | 717 | 17.71 | +16 |
February 2472 | 8,973,031 | 94,347,318 | 9.51 | -8.19 | 70 | 717 | 9.76 | -57 |
August 2475 | 11,055,235 | 104,354,269 | 10.59 | +1.08 | 77 | 717 | 10.74 | +7 |
February 2479 | 14,023,770 | 111,681,527 | 12.56 | +1.96 | 90 | 717 | 12.55 | +13 |
August 2482 | 12,053,735 | 108,560,790 | 11.10 | -1.45 | 80 | 717 | 11.16 | -10 |
February 2486 | 8,409,803 | 104,935,588 | 8.01 | -3.09 | 59 | 717 | 8.23 | -21 |
August 2489 | 11,224,429 | 110,603,345 | 10.15 | +2.13 | 73 | 717 | 10.18 | +14 |
February 2493 | 12,604,116 | 117,738,589 | 10.71 | +0.56 | 76 | 717 | 10.60 | +3 |
February 2496 | 13,633,310 | 107,014,523 | 12.74 | +2.03 | 95 | 717 | 13.25 | +19 |
March 2498 | 20,248,776 | 115,545,837 | 17.52 | +4.78 | 127 | 717 | 17.71 | +32 |
September 2501 | 10,800,423 | 117,414,843 | 9.20 | -8.33 | 66 | 717 | 9.21 | -61 |
March 2505 | 11,923,455 | 124,067,805 | 9.61 | +0.41 | 68 | 717 | 9.48 | +2 |
September 2508 | 13,693,003 | 122,981,865 | 11.13 | +1.52 | 80 | 717 | 11.16 | +12 |
March 2512 | 10,831,764 | 124,850,999 | 8.68 | -2.46 | 62 | 717 | 8.65 | -18 |
September 2515 | 4,637,201 | 116,681,154 | 3.97 | -4.70 | 26 | 717 | 3.63 | -36 |
March 2519 | 8,200,369 | 124,581,050 | 6.58 | +2.61 | 48 | 717 | 6.69 | +22 |
September 2522 | 9,119,022 | 120,752,074 | 7.55 | +0.97 | 56 | 717 | 7.81 | +8 |
March 2526 | 9,540,470 | 121,293,998 | 7.87 | +0.31 | 58 | 717 | 8.09 | +2 |
September 2529 | 14,821,966 | 137,781,337 | 10.76 | +2.89 | 76 | 717 | 10.60 | +18 |
March 2533 | 5,402,347 | 122,762,610 | 4.40 | -6.36 | 31 | 717 | 4.32 | -45 |
September 2536 | 7,565,070 | 125,413,448 | 6.03 | +1.63 | 41 | 717 | 5.72 | +10 |
January 2537 | 12,175,404 | 123,496,130 | 9.86 | +3.83 | 67 | 717 | 9.34 | +26 |
July 2540 | 18,708,727 | 138,937,809 | 13.47 | +3.61 | 96 | 717 | 13.39 | +29 |
January 2544 | 14,710,978 | 132,857,642 | 11.07 | -2.39 | 78 | 717 | 10.88 | -18 |
July 2547 | 17,751,450 | 136,572,168 | 13.00 | +1.93 | 90 | 717 | 12.55 | +12 |
January 2551 | 17,617,683 | 137,008,290 | 12.86 | -0.14 | 89 | 717 | 12.41 | -1 |
July 2554 | 20,584,695 | 137,126,009 | 15.01 | +2.15 | 106 | 717 | 14.78 | +17 |
January 2558 | 21,823,013 | 136,001,433 | 16.05 | +1.03 | 114 | 717 | 15.90 | +8 |
July 2558 | 29,959,431 | 138,708,049 | 21.60 | +5.55 | 155 | 717 | 21.62 | +41 |
June 2560 | 28,970,686 | 137,869,471 | 21.01 | -0.59 | 150 | 717 | 20.92 | -5 |
December 2563 | 27,894,127 | 138,012,703 | 20.21 | -0.80 | 143 | 717 | 19.94 | -7 |
June 2567 | 21,855,880 | 136,685,923 | 15.99 | -4.22 | 113 | 717 | 15.76 | -30 |
December 2570 | 16,891,816 | 147,111,853 | 11.48 | -4.51 | 81 | 717 | 11.30 | -32 |
June 2574 | 15,231,914 | 152,868,198 | 9.96 | -1.52 | 70 | 717 | 9.76 | -11 |
June 2576 | 8,421,861 | 116,620,639 | 7.22 | -2.74 | 51 | 717 | 7.11 | -19 |
December 2579 | 5,799,568 | 138,866,602 | 4.18 | -3.05 | 28 | 717 | 3.91 | -23 |
November 2581 | 6,173,816 | 140,131,897 | 4.41 | +0.23 | 30 | 717 | 4.18 | +2 |
April 2585 | 9,246,041 | 132,873,897 | 6.96 | +2.55 | 49 | 717 | 6.83 | +19 |
May 2585 | 9,780,466 | 135,096,784 | 7.24 | +0.28 | 49 | 717 | 6.83 | +0 |
April 2587 | 20,462,905 | 154,219,419 | 13.27 | +6.03 | 95 | 717 | 13.25 | +46 |
November 2589 | 13,836,243 | 134,354,569 | 10.30 | -2.97 | 73 | 717 | 10.18 | -22 |
February 2592 | 12,614,104 | 140,681,504 | 8.97 | -1.33 | 62 | 717 | 8.65 | -11 |
April 2594 | 13,547,609 | 159,540,386 | 8.49 | -0.47 | 59 | 717 | 8.23 | -3 |
October 2597 | 13,258,774 | 155,675,910 | 8.52 | +0.03 | 60 | 717 | 8.37 | +1 |
October 2599 | 6,941,958 | 146,989,340 | 4.72 | -3.79 | 32 | 717 | 4.46 | -28 |
April 2603 | 6,478,261 | 156,620,241 | 4.14 | -0.59 | 28 | 717 | 3.91 | -4 |
October 2606 | 8,288,089 | 160,658,327 | 5.16 | +1.02 | 37 | 717 | 5.16 | +9 |
April 2610 | 10,381,379 | 154,985,758 | 6.70 | +1.54 | 48 | 717 | 6.69 | +11 |
October 2613 | 12,208,490 | 165,911,323 | 7.36 | +0.66 | 50 | 717 | 6.97 | +2 |
January 2615 | 11,766,116 | 159,557,409 | 7.37 | +0.02 | 52 | 717 | 7.25 | +2 |
August 2615 | 11,311,409 | 147,448,258 | 7.67 | +0.30 | 53 | 717 | 7.39 | +1 |
February 2617 | 13,621,115 | 162,908,700 | 8.36 | +0.69 | 58 | 717 | 8.09 | +5 |
August 2620 | 46,474,706 | 173,398,283 | 26.80 | +18.44 | 193 | 717 | 26.92 | +135 |
December 2621 | 32,355,371 | 167,763,708 | 19.29 | -7.52 | 139 | 717 | 19.39 | -54 |
June 2625 | 28,367,803 | 153,924,956 | 18.43 | -0.86 | 132 | 717 | 18.41 | -7 |
July 2626 | 33,006,301 | 147,719,902 | 22.34 | +3.91 | 161 | 717 | 22.45 | +29 |
February 2629 | 30,621,494 | 142,351,420 | 21.51 | -0.83 | 154 | 717 | 21.48 | -7 |
July 2630 | 23,718,589 | 103,400,396 | 22.94 | +1.43 | 167 | 717 | 23.29 | +13 |
August 2631 | 22,245,667 | 83,815,826 | 26.54 | +3.60 | 198 | 717 | 27.62 | +31 |
June 2634 | 17,389,813 | 66,242,520 | 26.25 | -0.29 | 187 | 717 | 26.08 | -11 |
December 2637 | 36,089,063 | 169,798,894 | 21.25 | -5.00 | 153 | 717 | 21.34 | -34 |
June 2641 | 19,661,277 | 141,067,910 | 13.94 | -7.32 | 100 | 717 | 13.95 | -53 |
December 2644 | 18,719,472 | 160,966,293 | 11.63 | -2.31 | 84 | 717 | 11.72 | -16 |
June 2649 | 32,377,075 | 174,781,713 | 18.52 | +6.89 | 132 | 717 | 18.41 | +48 |
December 2652 | 22,244,686 | 184,937,543 | 12.03 | -6.50 | 85 | 717 | 11.85 | -47 |
June 2656 | 20,336,877 | 177,007,317 | 11.49 | -0.54 | 82 | 717 | 11.44 | -3 |
October 2656 | 27,046,596 | 195,036,119 | 13.87 | +2.38 | 99 | 717 | 13.81 | +17 |
April 2660 | 24,142,955 | 187,453,997 | 12.88 | -0.99 | 94 | 717 | 13.11 | -5 |
May 2662 | 25,819,075 | 194,265,090 | 13.29 | +0.41 | 95 | 717 | 13.25 | +1 |
November 2665 | 36,296,808 | 193,253,729 | 18.78 | +5.49 | 135 | 717 | 18.83 | +40 |
May 2669 | 23,491,399 | 189,140,226 | 12.42 | -6.36 | 89 | 717 | 12.41 | -46 |
March 2670 | 19,888,532 | 185,454,777 | 10.72 | -1.70 | 76 | 717 | 10.60 | -13 |
December 2671 | 17,176,567 | 175,278,824 | 9.80 | -0.92 | 68 | 717 | 9.48 | -8 |
June 2675 | 14,374,646 | 190,415,048 | 7.55 | -2.25 | 53 | 717 | 7.39 | -15 |
May 2677 | 22,467,372 | 141,222,587 | 15.91 | +8.36 | 112 | 717 | 15.62 | +59 |
November 2680 | 26,871,854 | 162,874,083 | 16.50 | +0.59 | 119 | 717 | 16.60 | +7 |
May 2684 | 23,033,580 | 162,971,906 | 14.13 | -2.37 | 101 | 717 | 14.09 | -18 |
November 2687 | 20,006,525 | 160,986,273 | 12.43 | -1.71 | 89 | 717 | 12.41 | -12 |
May 2691 | 9,981,942 | 187,561,734 | 5.32 | -7.11 | 36 | 717 | 5.02 | -53 |
February 2734 | 4,643,278 | 237,478,432 | 1.96 | -3.37 | 11 | 717 | 1.53 | -25 |
September 3143 | 3,427,983 | 55,928,874 | 6.13 | +4.17 | 48 | 717 | 6.69 | +37 |
March 3147 | 7,276,956 | 56,348,059 | 12.91 | +6.79 | 93 | 717 | 12.97 | +45 |
September 3150 | 10,645,954 | 55,819,409 | 19.07 | +6.16 | 142 | 717 | 19.80 | +49 |
March 3154 | 8,773,368 | 54,806,132 | 16.01 | -3.06 | 113 | 717 | 15.76 | -29 |
September 3157 | 2,273,240 | 54,318,553 | 4.19 | -11.82 | 27 | 717 | 3.77 | -86 |
March 3161 | 8,547,142 | 58,377,226 | 14.64 | +10.46 | 105 | 717 | 14.64 | +78 |
March 3162 | 26,992,638 | 32,979,222 | 81.85 | +67.21 | 505 | 717 | 70.43 | +400 |
September 3165 | 19,495,835 | 26,377,278 | 73.91 | -7.94 | 449 | 717 | 62.62 | -56 |
July 3404 | 24,685,612 | 55,932,898 | 44.13 | -29.78 | 314 | 717 | 43.79 | -135 |
January 3408 | 14,446,495 | 62,413,839 | 23.15 | -20.99 | 168 | 717 | 23.43 | -146 |
July 3411 | 2,459,183 | 65,568,292 | 3.75 | -19.40 | 26 | 717 | 3.63 | -142 |
January 3415 | 1,811,660 | 65,526,744 | 2.76 | -0.99 | 19 | 717 | 2.65 | -7 |
July 3418 | 2,752,764 | 65,723,899 | 4.19 | +1.42 | 29 | 717 | 4.04 | +10 |
July 4490 | 8,127,981 | 66,269,242 | 12.27 | +8.08 | 86 | 717 | 11.99 | +57 |
January 4494 | 8,677,740 | 64,307,185 | 13.49 | +1.23 | 96 | 717 | 13.39 | +10 |
Relative Graph
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Absolute Graph
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Legislation
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Legislative Agenda
This party has to vote on the following bills:
Voting Record
This is the voting[?] record of the Kirlawa Democratic Labour.
Bill | Created | Voting started | Vote | Bill Status | Result |
Omnibus Bill (Against) | March 4089 | March 4089 | defeated | ||
Vaccinations | March 4089 | March 4089 | defeated | ||
Withdrawal from International Space Agency | March 4089 | March 4089 | passed | ||
Ecological Bill (Against) | March 4088 | March 4088 | defeated | ||
Progressive Bill (Against) | November 4087 | November 4087 | defeated | ||
Additions to the Military Bill (Against) | May 4087 | May 4087 | defeated | ||
Military Bill (Against) | February 4087 | February 4087 | defeated | ||
Internationalist Bill (Against) | October 4086 | October 4086 | defeated | ||
The 4086 Social, Education, and Welfare Reform | August 4086 | February 4087 | defeated | ||
The 4086 Term Length Reformation | August 4086 | November 4086 | defeated | ||
Incest Act of 4086 | August 4086 | November 4086 | defeated | ||
Ecological Bill | April 4086 | April 4086 | defeated | ||
Adulthood Age Act of 4086 | January 4086 | April 4086 | passed | ||
Responable Health Care | January 4086 | January 4086 | defeated | ||
Reform Act | January 4086 | January 4086 | defeated | ||
Religious Bill (Against) | November 4085 | November 4085 | defeated | ||
Military Policies (Against) | November 4085 | November 4085 | defeated | ||
Call for early elections, January 4085 | January 4085 | January 4085 | passed | ||
Civil Rights Bill (Against) | January 4085 | January 4085 | defeated | ||
Foreign Relations Bill (Against) | January 4085 | January 4085 | defeated |
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