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Laborers' Opportunities League Dęltįrsky[?]
This page contains information about the Laborers' Opportunities League Dęltįrsky.
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Details
Nation[?]: Jamahiriat al-Qalb (Kafuristan)
Seats[?] in Majlis-al-Umma (National Assembly)[?]: 0
Color[?]:
Description[?]:
Formed May 2973, The Laborer's Oppurtunity League tried to start life as the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afriad of anything party", but Kafuristan's party enrolment form didn't have enough spaces in it, so the name ended up being the "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh ki party". After the ITHIAPCGEKP's rather explosive and short-lived entrance into Kafuristan's political system, it was reunified into the Laborer's Opportunity League, after the party faithful decided that this "politics bsns might be alrght". The party's name was merely chosen because it was the first credible sounding name thought up that made the acronym "LOL". The LOL's main party base is made of 4chan /b/tards. The mindset of most of these members is evident in the LOL's operations, as the party only seems to have a very basic grasp of Kafuristan's political process. Its main activities include routinely insulting opposition and coalition parties alike, the use of the inter-party communication system to declare its immunity to political parties that no longer exist, and shows a complete lack of interest in making its own legislation, apart from sudden deluges of bills that occur at seemingly random intervals. On that note, the LOL has no discernable party platform, changing policies more often than, well, anything. The LOL's ultimate aim is also clouded in mystery, though current popular theory points to an intention to provoke as many countries as possible into declaring war on Kafuristan, but no national would do that....would they? If fact, the LOL is indiscernable in itself, choosing to converse in internet memes and 1337 as often as English, which makes dealing with this party incredibly irritating to some. A well-known example occured in December 2608, when the Hizb al-Ahrar al-Kafuriyyah proposed several changes to Kafuristan's constitution. The LOL's only response was to read out the full lyrics of the theme song "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" up until the line "I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8", which was then repeated, like a broken record player, for no less than 17 hours. Several members of the Elite Four had to be rushed to the lolcal hospital due to dehydration, and the speech remains the longest ever to have occured in Kafuristan. |
Ministries
This party is not part of the national cabinet.
Political Positions
Ideology | Position | Visibility | Coherency |
Centralization | unitarist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Civil Rights | convinced restrictive | excellent | perfect |
Ecology | skeptic-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Foreign Relations | isolationist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Government Responsibilities | moderate big government | excellent | perfect |
Market | moderate regulator | excellent | perfect |
Military | pacifist-leaning | excellent | perfect |
Morality | moderate conservative | excellent | perfect |
Religion | moderate secular | excellent | perfect |
Affiliations
This party is a member of the following organizations:
Election Results
History Table
Month | Votes | Total Votes | Votes (%) | Votes (%) (+) | Seats | Total Seats | Seats (%) | Seats (+) |
October 2573 | 9,558,129 | 126,850,122 | 7.53 | +7.53 | 52 | 715 | 7.27 | +52 |
April 2576 | 13,023,725 | 123,735,801 | 10.53 | +2.99 | 72 | 715 | 10.07 | +20 |
September 2578 | 10,611,225 | 126,621,725 | 8.38 | -2.15 | 57 | 715 | 7.97 | -15 |
March 2581 | 9,763,818 | 132,644,927 | 7.36 | -1.02 | 48 | 715 | 6.71 | -9 |
February 2582 | 7,691,640 | 124,067,605 | 6.20 | -1.16 | 42 | 715 | 5.87 | -6 |
June 2582 | 8,721,592 | 123,753,666 | 7.05 | +0.85 | 47 | 715 | 6.57 | +5 |
July 2584 | 8,336,089 | 128,793,665 | 6.47 | -0.58 | 44 | 715 | 6.15 | -3 |
August 2586 | 14,229,783 | 124,602,471 | 11.42 | +4.95 | 80 | 715 | 11.19 | +36 |
August 2590 | 8,508,801 | 145,756,849 | 5.84 | -5.58 | 41 | 715 | 5.73 | -39 |
December 2591 | 8,073,905 | 143,547,925 | 5.62 | -0.21 | 37 | 715 | 5.17 | -4 |
December 2597 | 12,875,870 | 146,073,099 | 8.81 | +3.19 | 61 | 715 | 8.53 | +24 |
December 2601 | 12,372,275 | 148,992,755 | 8.30 | -0.51 | 59 | 715 | 8.25 | -2 |
June 2602 | 14,336,505 | 147,988,842 | 9.69 | +1.38 | 71 | 715 | 9.93 | +12 |
June 2606 | 12,608,093 | 142,551,035 | 8.84 | -0.84 | 64 | 715 | 8.95 | -7 |
March 2608 | 17,625,915 | 137,172,019 | 12.85 | +4.00 | 93 | 715 | 13.01 | +29 |
June 2610 | 16,239,576 | 137,582,274 | 11.80 | -1.05 | 88 | 715 | 12.31 | -5 |
April 2612 | 11,196,262 | 145,039,705 | 7.72 | -4.08 | 57 | 715 | 7.97 | -31 |
April 2616 | 19,827,394 | 152,687,157 | 12.99 | +5.27 | 91 | 715 | 12.73 | +34 |
April 2620 | 15,222,320 | 157,961,060 | 9.64 | -3.35 | 68 | 715 | 9.51 | -23 |
January 2622 | 20,303,668 | 158,704,518 | 12.79 | +3.16 | 87 | 715 | 12.17 | +19 |
May 2623 | 17,937,947 | 155,390,321 | 11.54 | -1.25 | 82 | 715 | 11.47 | -5 |
Relative Graph
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Absolute Graph
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Legislation
You can view the party's proposed bills here.
Legislative Agenda
This party has to vote on the following bills:
Voting Record
This is the voting[?] record of the Laborers' Opportunities League Dęltįrsky.
Bill | Created | Voting started | Vote | Bill Status | Result |
Constitutional Reform Act | November 2200 | November 2200 | defeated | ||
Welfare Reform Act | November 2200 | November 2200 | passed | ||
Straight-up Freedom | August 2200 | February 2201 | passed | ||
Black Kafuristan Act | August 2200 | January 2201 | defeated | ||
Economics and civil rights | June 2200 | June 2201 | passed | ||
Liberty Bill | May 2200 | November 2200 | defeated | ||
Green Kafuristan II Act | May 2200 | November 2200 | passed | ||
Call for early elections, May 2200 | May 2200 | May 2200 | passed | ||
Stuffed of 2200 | December 2199 | December 2199 | passed | ||
Governmental Nomenclature | July 2199 | December 2199 | defeated | ||
Protect our Flag | May 2198 | May 2198 | passed | ||
More Government Regulation | May 2198 | May 2198 | passed | ||
More Children-related Things | May 2198 | May 2198 | defeated | ||
Misc. Stuff | April 2198 | April 2198 | passed | ||
Removal of crap | January 2198 | January 2198 | passed | ||
Bill of evil | January 2198 | January 2198 | defeated | ||
Copyleft | December 2197 | January 2198 | defeated | ||
Retirement age | October 2197 | April 2198 | defeated | ||
increase in taxation | October 2197 | April 2198 | defeated | ||
Cheaper to Execute | January 2197 | January 2197 | defeated |
Random fact: "Kubrk" is a Jelbic word that has the colloquial meaning "old man" or "geezer". |
Random quote: "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - George W. Bush |